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My Name If I could choose my name, I think I'd choose “Benny.” Why? Because I think it fits my personality. I mean, come on, it's weird, unusual, and unique, just like myself. **B**esides that, it's not common. If you hear “Benny” in a conversation, over the P.A., or just in the hallway, you would know that it's me and I think that's cool. Can you honestly say that with your name? And sure, my name's kind of unique as it is, I have two last names--Jackson Wolph, plus it's WolPH. Sure, it's spelled a little differently but Wolph or Wolf or Wolfe? Who's going to know just from hearing it, right? But if my name was Benny, the only things I'd get confused with is Indiana Jones's sidekick Benny or the Elton John song “Benny and the Jets.” To be honest, I think they're both pretty awesome, so I wouldn't exactly mind being mistaken for either of them. And so this is why I wish my name was “Benny.”

Jackson Wolph